FORTY OUNCE FRIDAY'S

------this lovely snap is by my buddy a-ferm. what we have is, mr. phil playin the game, edward forty hands. it's pretty simple:
1-tape a 40 to your hand
2-tape a 40 to your other hand
3-drink till both are empty
4-make sure a bucket is nearby(for that vomit)
******on a side note here at the chronicles, it is saftey first. obviously you shouldn't tape glass to your hand if you are a unsteady drunk. so i would advise a big soft chair and let's not forget the adult diaper. why you ask? cuz, how are you gonna grab your wiener to take a piss........just a thought.
****yeah i know the pbr is a 32. but there is a 40 in the pic. we run things the wrong way here.

THE CHROME BALL INCIDENT

back in the 90's airwalk killed the market in skate shoes. no lie i had many pairs and so did all my other skater pals. then skaters started makin shoe companies and the rest is history. well if you havn't heard of the chrome ball incident. then i suggest you get over there right now. they are doin profiles on some of the most influential skateboarders....ever. it's like a time machine built for skateboarding to keep you stoked....... any who's, nike wanted to make a shoe for the site. the story is really good as well. check it. it's just really cool to see shit i grew up makin it back so that all the younger dudes get that same feel for skateboarding that i had and i still have today.

-----the airwalk enigma


-----enigma's in action.....can you guess who????? he used to push mongo.

CREATION-ISM

still tired of your spots? well get out and start building.
1) find a spot. like a concrete spot in some deserted area. or under a bridge.
2) get some shit to skate, or if you have money buy some cement.
3) use your imagination and let the good times roll.
we did just that here in my town. we added a pole jam, a barrier and a little box. there are also trees growing outta the cement for some added flair. so if we can do it here. get out of your house and make it happen.

-----this was the start big ol double sided ledge.


-----now start finding stuff to add.



------rough spots means rough skating. bring some spares.


------see if you can find spot? sweet feet by gypsy kev.

FORTY OUNCE FRIDAY'S

-----sorry i am a little late on the posting time, but it has been one hell of a day. now that the kids are in bed i can get this entry rollin. i was trying to shoot a photo but came up short. till i saw this in a old mag i had in the garage. big brother skateboard magazine #6 all the way from 1993..... till next friday. hopefully it will be alot better than this one.

DID YOU CHECK THE DRAWER?

----------i was cleaning up my computer area when i found this deep in the drawer. shit is from 2001. damn has it been that long? my buddy john steele shot this. bowl to bowl transfer at the ol' alemeda skatepark.

FORTY OUNCE FRIDAY'S

so it has been raining like a mutha fukker here in santa rosa. finally we get some sun-shine, just in time for forty ounce friday. our subject this week is my dude anthony. aka tone' loc. fool be hella good at the flipity doo hicky thing on his board. love to skate with this guy. always super fun, some how we just end up laughin the whole time we are skating......... damn that forty be lookin hella crispy. gotta go.

----- i might be a punker on the outside but a art fag on the inside. tone' loc caught in the 40.

FARTY PANTS

yeah so i went to an art show the other night. these were the ones i enjoyed the most. i thought i had a photo of my buddy's som's paintings as well. but i guess they are not on my camera. sorry som. i know your shit rules and so does everyone else. no worries they will be on the oulk website soon enough.

-----the wild, wild west.


-----welcome to california


------mj before he got all wierd

SUPPORT THOSE WHO SUPPORT YOU

when i was out and about today i spotted this mural on the side of a mexican food joint. it got me thinkin about all these lame ass companies, that use skateboarding to sell their shit. i mean really? real skaters don't use this shit they try to seduce us with million doller ad's with half dressed ladies..... let's use energy drink's for an example. who drinks a tall of monster then goes out and skates all day? NOBODY! that's who. i mean why buy a tall of a energy drink when a tall brew is half the price. the companies that we back should take notice and force these lame-asses out of the market, so real skate products can take over. here i will give you a few examples, that real skateboarders use. TIGER BALM (got sore muscles, this shit works). DICKIES PANTS (best shit ever to skate in). WET WIPES (like a shower in a box). BOTTLED WATER (not only to rehydrate but in case you got a bag of cement to make a spot in a hurry). last but not least PABST BLUE RIBBON (if you skate and are not straight-edge this is the beer of choice).......so back to the mural. skaters will back this cuz we all love a good-ass burrito. not only that if, you eat it too fast it might give new meaning to the trick "BACK-SIDE DISASTER".

------can someone please tell me what the fuck this has to do with skateboarding?

B.G.P.'S (BACKGROUND PABST'S)

what started out as a simple can left in the frame while filming some skateboarding, turned into a idea all in itself. if you are familiar with the b.g.p. aka back ground props then you can see where the idea kind of spawned. if you don't know what a b.g.p. is then click here. now that we are all in the know. enjoy the crap that we call the chalker chronicles. oh yeah we got a new camera. thanks go out to ashley from the midwest. i guess that means we are back in buisness.

W.W.J.C.D.?(WHAT WOULD JOHN CARDIEL DO)

------i was cruzin thru oakland when i came across this. i literally screamed "holy fuck!-that's the rail cardiel 50'd". i just stopped the truck in the middle of the road with traffic behind me as i gazed at piece of metal not ment for skateboarding. if you have no clue who john cardiel is, you better go to VBS and watch all of the epicly later'ds. one of my top 5 skaters of all time for sure. he could take a slam like no-one one else and pull the most hairball shit all in the same line. one of my favorite memories is when me and my buddy tony hooked up with morford and j.r. neves in the city. the next day we headed out to sacramento to meet with cards. i was so stoked. we just hit up all these spots it was so sick. he was so chill but ripped so hard. i just remember it made me try to go as fast as him just to get that feel. card's if you read this.....man you gave me one of the best memories ever. which brings me to this tangent of the story when tony was telling me he made a song about cardiel. when he played it i was so hyped! it summed it was basically the anthem for everyone who skates....."ALL HAIL CARDIEL!"

-------this is no skatepark rail, shit is waist high and crooked.


-----cardiel's sight unseen part with the rail.


-----card's talk's about his sight unseen part.


------all hail cardiel! by that band as we know as "BAD SHIT"

A NEW DIG WITH A OLD SHOVEL.

------hendo sent me this link. if you grew up skateboarding in the 80's. more than likely you watched one of the early powell video's. i am talking about the search for animal chin, , the bones brigade video show and of course, future primitive. this just gives me that good ol' feel of just skateboarding. no bills, no worries, and no responsibilities.

REST IN PEACE......RONNIE JAMES DIO

if you call yerself a true hesher then you know the name "dio.". if not this man was one of the true pioneers of metal. i remember... me, jesse and mexi-matt went to a show with-- dio, maiden and motorhead all on the same bill. the shit was so fucking epic. i remember when they broke into "holy diver" the hair on my arms stood up. this dude was small as shit but had the biggest voice i have ever heard. i was so hyped i went home and learned to play it on my bass..........words cannot explain how bummed i am. kinda like after joey ramone passed. life will not be the same......so grab a lighter and hold it in the air, for one of the true legends of metal-------MR. RONNIE JAMES DIO!

the most epic metal song ever.....

ARTSY FARTSY

what do you do when all yer skateboarder friends are artists? you just have a do it yourself art show. who needs a gallery when you got an apartment.

FORTY OUNCE FRIDAY'S

i have heard alot of talk about, "who can drink the fastest?" well if you can drink a forty like this man let me know. cuz i will film the shit outta it and put it on forty ounce friday's.....c'mon i know some of my scummy ass friends can beat this dudes time.

TODAY'S WORD IS "RAILER."

so today thanks to our new pal sleeper. yes that is his name. we are gonna learn about the railer tattoo. basically it is a really cruddy tattoo. it was a term that originated in the good ol' ukiah town at our old hangout known as the crappy. thanks sleeper for helpin out all our readers. and for the record sleeper is a pretty cool ass guy.

------sleeper shure loves dem pizza pies. jeff hendo is gonna love this one.


-----this is the is known in the ukiah town as a railer-ass tattoo

CAN YOUR DAD, DO A NOLLIE HEEL?

this is my buddy teto. this dude can rip. he was a transplant from wisconsin. made it out here to santa rosa. he was one of the original ussr dudes, and lived in the infamous benton house back in the early 2000 era. after killing all the spots he went to, tito blew out his knee. he eventually married had some kids and bought a house in reno. so needless to say he hadn't been ridin for a while. so i hear he is town and force him to go to the windsor park. and after 3 tries this goes down. you wish your dad was this cool.



-----this is from the sloppy seconds video

FORTY OUNCE FRIDAY'S

what you thought forty ounce friday's was just for men? shit, ain't nothin hotter than a lady lookin all good witha big-ass beer in her hand.

-----what could be hotter? yeah i know it is in a mug. but look how fukkin big it is.


-----how many blondes does it take to unscrew a forty cap?


-----vic chalker 40 ounce magnet


-----subliminal message.

'CINCO DAY DRINKO'

so it just so happens to be cinco de mayo and mexi-matt call me up to scoot around on the ramp on the side of the house. so the next thing i know the loach and brain hendo show up and we are farting around. matt had the idea of taking the wide angle lens of his video camera and trying to shoot some photos while holding it over the lens of my crappie point and shoot. here is what we got. oh yeah it's time for another coldie. who needs the fifth of may. when you can drink and skate and just say "hey".

-----add a fish eye from the video camera to your crappy point and shoot and you are semi-legit


-----mexi and the loach


-----hendo celebrates cinco de mayo para agua


-----chalker grabbin a pull on that quart of sol'


-----mexi-matt, frontside hurricane pivot thingy


-----mexi-matt, front rocker


-----chalker, keep on truckin smith


-----the loach on the last half of a blunt to 5-0


-----the loach, butthole shot