when i was out and about today i spotted this mural on the side of a mexican food joint. it got me thinkin about all these lame ass companies, that use skateboarding to sell their shit. i mean really? real skaters don't use this shit they try to seduce us with million doller ad's with half dressed ladies..... let's use energy drink's for an example. who drinks a tall of monster then goes out and skates all day? NOBODY! that's who. i mean why buy a tall of a energy drink when a tall brew is half the price. the companies that we back should take notice and force these lame-asses out of the market, so real skate products can take over. here i will give you a few examples, that real skateboarders use. TIGER BALM (got sore muscles, this shit works). DICKIES PANTS (best shit ever to skate in). WET WIPES (like a shower in a box). BOTTLED WATER (not only to rehydrate but in case you got a bag of cement to make a spot in a hurry). last but not least PABST BLUE RIBBON (if you skate and are not straight-edge this is the beer of choice).......so back to the mural. skaters will back this cuz we all love a good-ass burrito. not only that if, you eat it too fast it might give new meaning to the trick "BACK-SIDE DISASTER".
------can someone please tell me what the fuck this has to do with skateboarding?
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