Thursday, July 31, 2008

MY MIND IS PLAYIN TRICKS ON ME.


anyone who knows me. knows that my mind is really fukked up. but when i saw this, it threw me for a loop. these broads are not lookin in the right place....... it should be known that this was an ad running side by side in a local newspaper.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

DUST OFF THE VCR.

-----a few years back we were filmin for somethin. but the footy never got used for what it was supposed to so jeff found this on his hard drive. i hope you dig. and a big thanks to the pizza chief.aka jetski.for the editing skills and sweet ass song. oh yeah drink a tall can for him. his appendix had to call it quits and no lifting anything for a while.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

NEW CHRONICLES LOGO.


my buddy brian henderson made the new chalker chronicles logo. so go see more of brians stuff here:
http://brianhendersonphotography.com/home.html







WHERE 4 "ART" THOU.


whats the scoop on everyone looking at skaters as artists. i am no artist i am more like a mechanic. i try to make shit work. but there are those skaters that are real artists like jason adams and neil blender. so whats the opening bis on a chalker unoriginal. even though i must say, i was kinda bored after my surgery and felt kinda arty.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

YOU GOTTA LOOK BACK TO SEE FOWARD.

i always get asked how it was back skating in the 80's, all i can say is it ruled, me and victor always had each other to skate with. and its funny the stuff that i look back on that shaped me into the way that i still skate like today. the funny thing is that victor live 3 hours from me and still skates the same as when when were kids only with way more style and a deeper back of tricks. so if you wanna get a good start.....peepthis,


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

THE LOACH COMMERCIAL

its time for the loach to be in the spotlight. why do we call him the loach? because i can't spell his last name and he's a ripper.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

HELLA NOR-CAL BRO.


so here i am shopping for some 4th of july eats, when a couple of girls wanna scope out my tats. "oh no worries" i say and tell them who did it. then i turn my arm over with the pin-up girl with the nautical stars and one of the girls replies "hella nice nor-cal stars, i wanna get some of those on my wrists" cool i say and bail out. THIS IS WHERE I AM GONNA TURN INTO A DICK CUZ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME THEN YOU WON'T GET IT. FIRST OF ALL THOSE STARS ARE CALLED "NAUTICAL STARS" AND THE PERSON BEHIND MAKIN EM LOOK GOOD IS SAILOR JERRY ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS TATTOO ARTISTS EVER. SO BEFORE YOU GET ALL HELLA NOR-CAL DO SOME RESEARCH YOU STUPID FUKKEN RETARDS.