WAITING FOR THE CURE.

i can't stand the sight of wasted wood. growing up skateboarding we had to make our own shit. we didn't have the luxury of a public skatepark, where you could get a ticket for not wearin your pads. i had the idea of making a driveway kicker for shits and giggles, and came up on some wood that was on it's way to being recycled. mexi-matt was down to help. so me and matt "found" some pool coping. after that i called crellin to tell him about it. and he had a couple of bags of cement lyin around. so he drove his ass down from middle town and made a batch of mud. so now all we need to do is wait. cuz if you skate it too early.......well just look at the photo above.

-----CRELLIN MIXES THE BATTER.

-----ALMOST THERE....

-----GRAB A BEER AND WAIT

----THIS PHOTO STEELE TOOK MIGHT HELP YOU WAIT, WITH THAT BEER.

REGULATE

allright, it has finally hit home. as you all know i have 2 daughters. and over the years i have been dreading that moment, when my girls wanna date. with that said, here is the story. i had just got home. riding on my cruiser board, i hit a hole in the street and ate shit. so when i got home there were no beers. so i decided to go to safeway and grab a cold pack. this is where it gets bad. i see this dude tryin to get in this truck with high school girls. as a dad i am concerned. so i ask the girls "is this guy bothering you?" they reply "yes." so i get in his face and tell him "to beat it!, fukken pediphile!" he walks away and the girls leave. so no problem i think. i get some brews and head back to the car. and there he is talking to some guy. so i tell the guy, "i just caught this guy tryin to get into a truck with some girls in it" oh by the way i threw the word "pedophile" into it to and the guy he was with told me those were some harsh accusations. and the next thing i know this bum is tryin to claim his set. he told me that this was his hood and i had to beat it. well little did he know that this whole town is run by the ussr. the united scum of santa rosa. so with that i let him know watch his back, cuz your in the scum district and this is how we run shit, and no one will miss a pedaphile. fukk i hate being an asshole. but sometimes fools got get regulated.

WHEN THE ROAD CALLS, ANSWER IT.

how do i make this with out getting all boring with the logistics. basically we went on a filming mission over the weekend for the new revo video. so i got some photos for you all to see. i was gonna film with the dad cam, but i decided to let you all wait for the new revo video in november. cuz i saw some shit go down on this trip. oh yeah, and for the record i only am rockin the 5 megapixel camera. so what you see is what you get. not fancy shit, no money, and no worries. this is what it is. now that i am done pissing about my media equipment enjoy.
-----STARTED IT ALL RIGHT HERE.

-----HEAVY METAL BUTTERFLY

-----DAN RAM LIKES DEM BLUNTS, NAW I MEAN?

-----BIG POPPA + HOT SUN = COOL TREAT.

----I SAW A DUDE IN HIS THIRTY'S GET OVER THIS. NOT ALL OLD GUY'S ARE PARK BARNEYS.

-----HAD TO STOP TO FUEL UP.

-----HARDER THAN YOU THINK. I DARE YOU TO GET TO THE TOP AND MAKE IT DOWN IT ONE PIECE.

-----UPHILL, ROUGH ASS GROUND, SOMETIMES YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP.

-----NO SPECIAL PASSES NEED FOR THIS EVENT

-----ROAD SODA

-----NIKO, FAKIE MOONWALK MANUAL.

-----MAY NARD DOUBLE DUTY.

-----THIS SPOT LOOKS GOOD FOR THE NIGHT

-----START YOU OWN GYPSY TOWN.

-----HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS PROVIDED BY A OLD OUTTA BUSINESS ALBERTSONS.

-----WHY GO TO A BAR WITH A BUNCH OF SCENESTERS, WHEN YOU CAN MAKE YER OWN.

-----JIMMY SAYS, "YOU CAN'T TALK DIRTY, BUT IF YOU GOT A CLEAN MOUTH IT IS O.K."

-----SKYLAR THE TRIP'S M.V.P (MOST VOLATILE PUKER)

-----JASPER GONNA GO OVER THEN THRU.

-----SOMETIMES IAN JUST LIKES TO SIT ON THE GRASS, INSTEAD OF SHREDDING THE GNAR.

-----DOOKIE TROUSERS, MAY-NARD, AND OL' JIMMY SOULWAX

-----DAN RAM NOT GIVIN A FUCK!

-----THE OLDEST DUDES THERE. BIG POPPA, HENDO, AND CHALKER.

-----YEAH, I ALREADY SWITCH TRE'D IT, BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY JUST WALK DOWN EM. I DON'T THINK ANYONE HAS TRIED THAT ONE YET.

-----WHICH WAY TO THE GAY BAR?

-----CASEY WARMIN UP ON THE LOCAL COLLEGE RAIL.

-----CASEY BANGED OUT A HAND FULL OF TRICKS ON THAT RAIL. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GIVE BLOOD TO GET SOMETHIN OUTTA SKATEBOARDING.

-----WANNA SKATE STREET? PREPARE TO MEET THE HEAT.

-----STRIP MALLS WHERE LITTLE JOHNNY CAN GET A PAINTBALL GUN AND A NEW SKATEBOARD.

----HURRY UP BRAH! THE BIG SET IS A COMIN IN!

-----THE LOCAL T.F.

-----EVAN "DOOKIE TROUSERS" POGO MOSHIN THRU THE PARK.

-----JIMMY GOT HIS EYES ON THE HUBBA GRIP INSTEAD OF THE NOLLIE BIGGIE

-----THE CREW READY TO BOUNCE

-----AHHH THE LONG ASS RIDE BACK TO ROSA.

KILLAHOE MEDIA PRESENTS..........

i was lookin for somethin on youtube when this popped up. i almost forgot about it. another fine production from matt kehoe. i remembered when it premiered as part of the revolution video. as i was watchin, i dawned on me "holy crap!" there were a ton of kids there with mom's and dad's. so maybe little johnny got a talk about the birds and the bees. anyways check it. another fine killahoe production.

HELLBILLY

i know most of you have heard of hank the third. one of my favorites by far. he plays it all from old honky-tonk to straight up punk rock. his grandpa would be proud.and maybe your wanna skate, so you listen to the hellbilly shit. or maybe you wanna chill and listen to the old rockabilly shit. either way take a listen.

HELLBILLY----


THE PILLS I TOOK------

TRUE LIVIN

it looks like it's a go. in a few weeks you can pick one of these up at a skateshop near you. and who said all my ideas are bad. but i gotta give a shout out to the butta-fukko, cuz he made helped out and made it a reality. the ussr aka the united scumbags of santa rosa now have their own board. supplies are limited so get one to ride and one for the wall.

----teto may have moved away to do the family thing. but he will always be part of the crew.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

life is funny. i can remember as a kid just skating the days away. when i moved to santa rosa thats all i did. i met a whole crew of friends. some still here and some are now gone. anyways my buddy brian is one of those guys. now as adults we are to busy to do anything. and brian's plate is always full. that's why i am stoked that i got a photo of a rare sighting. brian out skating. no filming, no repping, no arting and no wedding stuff. just a couple of homies skating a manual pad and havin fun. so checkout this video part from a while ago, when life was footloose and fancy free. i don't wanna sound gay but brian is one of my favorite skaters. not only cuz he has one of the coolest styles out there but he never gets mad if i takes to long if we are filmin a trick. plus he is straight-edge which means more beer for me.

BILL DANFORTH

bill danforth has always been gnarly. i was deleting some old emails when i came across a link that josh sent me. the 80's era of skatevideo was not as tech as it is today. so they always had these crazy videos that you could find at your video store. this be one of them. oh yeah if you wanna see more of bill and his crew called the daggers click here. its where i got the photo.

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT.

skateboarders are the most innovative people lets face it. with that said. i give you 2 examples.
-----your weiners runnin off the grill. grab that broken board for a shim and you are good to go.

-----get a bolt and a bottle cap and next thing you now that tri pod is workin again.

THE DISHES ARE DONE DUDE!

as we all know mini-ramps rule. dan's is one of my favorites. mainly because it so close to my house, we can booze, and be as loud as we want. so you would think it can't get no better. but, what is this? we found a old concrete sink basin in his backyard. and skaters bein skaters, we always wanna ride somethin different. well today we did. grab yer board and get up on the "block." and then call j.lo


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