REGULATE

allright, it has finally hit home. as you all know i have 2 daughters. and over the years i have been dreading that moment, when my girls wanna date. with that said, here is the story. i had just got home. riding on my cruiser board, i hit a hole in the street and ate shit. so when i got home there were no beers. so i decided to go to safeway and grab a cold pack. this is where it gets bad. i see this dude tryin to get in this truck with high school girls. as a dad i am concerned. so i ask the girls "is this guy bothering you?" they reply "yes." so i get in his face and tell him "to beat it!, fukken pediphile!" he walks away and the girls leave. so no problem i think. i get some brews and head back to the car. and there he is talking to some guy. so i tell the guy, "i just caught this guy tryin to get into a truck with some girls in it" oh by the way i threw the word "pedophile" into it to and the guy he was with told me those were some harsh accusations. and the next thing i know this bum is tryin to claim his set. he told me that this was his hood and i had to beat it. well little did he know that this whole town is run by the ussr. the united scum of santa rosa. so with that i let him know watch his back, cuz your in the scum district and this is how we run shit, and no one will miss a pedaphile. fukk i hate being an asshole. but sometimes fools got get regulated.