PBR ME ASAP

have you ever noticed that 99.9 percent of all skaters drink pabst. over the years i have had people tell me that they wouldn't drink it if you paid em'. but these weren't skaters. skateboarders have always been at the forefront of everything that needs to get thru life. whether it be music, fashion, art and whatever else people need to operate their daily lives. i know for me gettin a twelvie means that i can find it at most places and it is always cheap. talls or on tap, pbr is the way to go. you get done skatin, take that first pull and.....bam! you are gulpin down 12 ounces of systematic purification. thats why its called jumpin juice. you grab your board and get some.... its like a motivator as well. you take a swig, put down the can. hop on yer board and back tail around the bend. fukk you may wonder why i am rambling about pabst? i don't know it has been a staple of my life for many years. i have heard people trashin her for years but guess what. there has been a grain shortage in the u.s. and prices of beer have been goin up. you can still geta twelver for under 7 bux. so know all these lame asses are tryin to jump on the program cuz, their 12 pack of crap beer just went up to 14 dollars. all of a sudden it is cool to drink pabst, cuz in tis time of recession people are buckling down on those wallets. so now i hear "hey i found this great beer, pabst have you heard of it?" what the fuck? now every time i go to the store to get me some pbr the shelf is empty. where were these assholes when they closed down the plant in olympia? if it wasn't for skaters pabst would be a memory on the pallets of beer drinkers of yore. so to all you wankers buyin up skaters beer....."FUCK OFF!"