DON'T DO THE TRICK IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME

sometimes i wish skateboarding would die. it's times like this. all though if you go to oregon and washington, this shit wouldn't happen. and when i watched this i tried to find the violation. homie had all his gear on. i just wanted to give a ticket for booty -style on the long board. but this is what happens when you follow the rules at a skatepark. welcome to another round of stupid ass shit.

GET YOUR KICKS ON THE PHILLIPS 66

many of you probably never heard of him. if you skated the 80's someone in your crew had on of his boards. if style won contests he would have won many. there are not to many vert riders that are even in the same style category. if you like niel blender, jason jesse, or even lance mountain. then you should watch this. jeff even invented one of the sickest inverts ever. the phillips 66. you gotta come in fakie and so a layback invert the opposite way. see if you can spot it. and then go try it. also raise a tall for a fallen soldier. he passed away back in 1993. so get a tall of lone star and raise it to one of the styliest riders out there.

HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT.

i don't remember who i was talking to this about, but i couldn't find the full reel but here is a snippet to give you the idea. the 80's kicked ass.

THE AMERICAN DREAM.

the story should go, that i was a poor immigrant from italy only to live my dreams of owning a home in america. but it really goes that i am a trashy italian from ukiah. and now the chalker clan owns a small piece of santa rosa. don't worry i will drink talls for the both of us in celebration. and don't be afriad to come help me move some shit.

R.I.P. LUX INTERIOR

i will never forget the first time i heard of the cramps. i was in 8th grade. i am 35 now so do the math. me and my buddy "scarb" were english and he came into class with this bright ass yellow shirt with the cramps logo and on it was "bad music for bad people". so i asked scarb about it and he explained to me who they were, and i got to listen to them over at "tams" house. they were like elvis on acid. i had no idea that years down the road that i would become a fan. cuz you gotta realize i was at the peak of my hesher-ness in 8th grade. i also remember seeing a subscribe ad in thrasher with lux and rodney mullen backstage at on of their shows. i knew that if rodney was hangin with this guy their music must be good. well i just heard that he passed away yesterday. so raise a tall for Lux. and give up for one of the o.g.'s of psychobilly.

TO PUNK FOR METAL-TO METAL FOR PUNK.

the loudest band on the planet.