PIRATES BOOTY

SO TODAY I GET A CALL FROM HENDO TO GO HELP HIM PICK UP A RACK FOR HIS CD'S FROM THE GOODWILL. WHEN WE GO TO TALKING BOUT HOW MUCH COOL SHIT YOU CAN FIND. SO THATS WHEN I TOLD HIM THIS ONE........I USED TO LIVE DOWNTOWN, IN A VICTORIAN MADE INTO A APT. IT WAS ALSO DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM THE SALVATION ARMY. SO ME AND TONY ARE DOWN IN THE BACK OF THE BUILDING HANGING OUT ON THIS COUCH (WHICH WE TOOK FROM THIER PARKING LOT). WHEN WE SEE THIS CAR DUMPIN ALL KINDS OF STUFF IN THE LOT. THEY WERE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS SO BASICALLY PEOPLE JUST DUMPED THIER UNWANTED GOODS, SO ME AND TONY WOULD SWOOP ON IT LIKE SKATE PIRATES.WE WOULD ALWAYS FIND COOL SHIT LIKE ROCK SHIRTS, OR RECORDS, TOYS, AND THE OCCAISONAL WORKING GADGET FOR THE HOME. BUT THIS PARTICULAR DAY WAS HEAVEN SENT. TONY IS ON ONE END OF THE PARKING LOT AND I AM ON THE OTHER. WHEN I STUMBLE ON THIS BLACK GARBAGE BAG. IT WAS FULL TO THE TOP. I THOUGHT IT WAS CLOTHES. SO I DUG IN, AND A RAY OF SUNSINE POPPED OUT. "HOLY FUCK!" I YELLED TO TONY. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT. WE WERE BOTH STUNNED. IT WAS A GARBAGE BAG FULL OF PORNO MAGS!!!!!! SO WE RAN BACK OVER TO THE COUCH AND STARTED SCOPIN THEM OUT. THERE WERE SO MANY THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO START. THERE WAS ALL KIND OF SHIT IN THERE. BUT ONE OF THE MAGS WAS SPECIAL IT WAS LIKE FINDING THE GOLDEN TICKET TO GET INTO WONKAS FACTORY, BUT FOR PORNO LOVERS. I WAS LOOKIN AT A OLD HUSTLER WHEN THIS POPPED OUT. I WAS SO STOKED, I CHECKED EVERY MAG IN THAT BAG FOR ANOTHER ONE.BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW RAD THIS IS. I HAVE HAD IT FOR MANY YEARS TUCKED AWAY FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. AND NOW ITS TIME. I MAY NEVER WIN THE CALIFORNIA LOTTERY, BUT AT LEAST I KNOW I WON THE PORNO MAG LOTTO.
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******ON A SIDE NOTE IT SHOULD BE KNOWN THAT I TOOK ALL THESE MAGS ON A SKATE TRIP WITH LIKE 10 OF MY TEAM MATES AND THEY WERE STOKED. AT ON POINT THE WHOLE BACK OF THE VAN WAS COVERED IN NAKED CHIX. AND THEN I DECIDED SINCE IT WAS A RENTAL TO UNZIP ALL OF THE UPHOLSTERY IN THE VAN AND HIDE NAKED LADIES IN THE SEATS, JUST IN CASE THE NEXT CREW THAT GOT THE VAN WAS BORED AND WANTED TO FIND A LITTLE TREASURE OF THIER OWN.

----------------A QUOTE FROM ADAM BULGER AFTER THIS 2 WEEK TRIP. "YOU WOULD THINK THE PORN WOULD GET OLD, BUT IT JUST DON'T"