Friday, August 7, 2009

GET EVIL


i don't know about this board. i just started with the jigsaw and i was possessed. i mean i love cruisers. you ride to the bar and over to your homies pad. but sometimes you gotta get evil when you are cruzin around.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

BLOWING IT


i will never forget the day i heard the news that this guy went to prison for murder. i was about to board a plane when i heard on a tv set that mark "gator" anthony was arrested for murder. this was right before street skating took over. anyways i found this article in a box in my garage from a old thrasher. you should check out the trailer. so get out to your local video store and rent it. jason jesse's memories of him and gator are worth every cent.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER


crellin sent me the mock up of the new ukiah park. it looks pretty cool. it's funny they have been tryin to get that shit built since i was 15. well i am 36 now and they still haven't broken ground. maybe when i am 40 shit will surface. so it looks like the kids will still be in the streets. just like i was in 93'. and for the record, yes pushed mongo. i had no clue till i moved to santa rosa. let me tell you learning how to push the right way is a trick in itself. yeah, yeah, what would you expect. i am from ukiah.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

2 MORE FOR THE ROAD.

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LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE.



ever call your buddy up to go skate and get the voice mail. well i called this dude up and he never picks up. so then you think maybe he is already out skateboarding or hangin with the family or workin on the house, or maybe they are too busy with their new website.what ever the reason may be just leave a message and i will get back to you........maybe i might be out skateboarding or verbally abused by my wife and kids. who am i lying to, i will be at old navy in the kids aisle.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

COMING IN HOT.

crellin sent in these photo's of the new st-helena park. shit is proper. made by the boys from grindline. now if we could only get em to build the new rosa park.











the bacon strip is the fukken best. i cannot wait.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

WE RIDE AT NIGHT


my buddy brian has always been into some pretty morbid shit. but i always end up finding it so fukkin cool the way he makes it. i really wouldn't call him artsy, but being a skateboarder you kinda already are. i would classify brian's stuff as sick ass fuck. i mean he don't drink, smoke or do drugs. so this shit is commin outta one sober ass mind. i urge all of you to peep his shit he has got comin out with some other kick ass artists. they are gonna make boards tee's and god knows what else but the name of it is WE RIDE AT NIGHT. get up on that link and see for yourself. you will not be disappointed.

FOOL.... YOU BE TRIPPIN


i got a call from this guythe other day. sounds like he is gonna have a good time on his next trip. one day i am just gonna be a stow away. and see if anyone notices. oh yeah check out the new graphics.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I DON'T KNOW WHY TODAY SEEMED KIND OF ODD.


i was in the kitchen grabbin a beer when i heard ice cube on my tv. i was pumped shit sounded good by when i sat down, i noticed it was a nike sb ad. i would't normally be hyped. but you can't fade p-rod's smooth ass style with today was a good day playin. i think i am gonna get on my cruiser and go get a tall. oh yeah peep lance as one of the cops.



---if you wanna back in time when wheels were small and pants were big.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

COLLEGE



ahhh, what can i say about college that you haven't already heard. i mean i might have walked away with a degree of some sort. but that skateboard made me quit and see the road and what else life had to offer. well when i bought my house i had no clue, who my neighbors were, well all i gotta say is i am headin back to school. beer-ology 101 that is.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

GONZ GONE WILD



so this mornin i was watchin "the man who souled the word" the steve rocco documentary. and it was showin some ol' footy from blind-video days. it has been a while since i have seen footage of the gonz. and just in that second i realized i needed to go skate. no one will ever have this man's style. you can count all the stairs and gaps you want. but if you got no style you aint got shit. watch the gonz and you will know what i mean.



Saturday, July 11, 2009

UKIAH



what can you say about ukiah that you already haven't talked shit about, or at least made fun of me for. i always get to go and visit for a bit and remind myself why i left. but it is always good to go back and see all the old crew. so check out my buddy chon, made this song about ukiah california, 95482



Thursday, July 9, 2009

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR.



i am tired of this michael jackson shit. he was the huge in the 80's but if i recall it is the year 2009. twenty years ago folks. how come when rick james died he wasn't gettin all this coverage. or dare i say joey ramone. the king of punk! mj died as a broke ass pedaphile. even katt williams had some shit to say. fukk at least the people over at skate mental know whats up. try finding these boards now.



KATT WILLAMS- listen to the shit on mj about 1:18--the truth hurts.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

FUCKTARDS


i know this is gonna make me sound old. but i am. so i remember when skateboarders started making their own companies. the one that appealed to me most was anti-hero. they had a do it yourself approach to everything. just cut and paste photos with some commentary for ads. and when they made videos it was cut and dry. cool music and sick skateboarding. well any ways i was on you tube and found a little clip from fucktards. it is missing the cool ass puke part with andy roy. but what i like it is it is just friends skating and traveling. which is what it should always be. i think it was from 97ish and the team was sean young, bob burnquist, john cardiel, and julien stranger. no image, no money, no worry.

Friday, July 3, 2009

THE MAN SPA



rusczyk would call it a "life hammer". but i shall call it chalker's cafe. it will be the spot to check out vintage skateboard products, listen to real records, photos, mags, get a cold ass beer and if someone shows up with a tattoo gun, you can get your slab railed on. shit you can even take the grind box out to the street for your ledge styles. like i said make it happen. it took a while but it is almost here. so for all you skate dad's out there i suggest you find yourself a little spot. cuz we all know that once the ol' lady and kids take over the house, shit is over.


Saturday, June 27, 2009

UGLY DOG CONTEST.


every year at the sonoma-marin fair they have a ugly dog contest. it has gone world wide. this years winner is a dog named PABST. no lie. so that gave me the idea of the hottest or styliest chick with a pabst contest. i don't know when it will happen but get some photos of girls with pabst ready cuz this shit might be sooner than you think. i will give a date and time span when i get a chance. i think this shit would be cool.
*******EXAMPLE*****

-----not a bad idea huh?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

KILLIN TIME


so i talked to my buddy ev's today and he told me about his photos from his travels. if you like random photos of skateboarders and the shit around them click the link. but you might wanna get a few beers, cuz there are a shit load of them.http://www.flickr.com/photos/totallytming/

Sunday, June 21, 2009

KEVIN'S EDIT.



kevin has been makin some little edits with his camera. check out this one.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

SOULED OUT.



this one is a little rough but, look for it coming to a board and shirt near you.

THE ECONOMIC KICK-TURN



unless you live on a ranch, and have a cult leader taking care of your well being, there is no shortage of knowledge out there.... the the economy sucks. everyone is in the hole right now unless you just won the fukken lottery and have been a bum prior to this. well here in santa rosa it is just as bad. everyone is gettin laid off from their jobs and shit is closing all around. now you ask yourself. "how does this affect me the average skateborder?" well you know that skatepark you find yourself goin to when there is nothin else to to and you wanna drink a coldie. it has been the latest target in a last ditch effort to create revenue for a city with a bad fiscal year. in skateboarder terms----the city is broke, needs cash, and is gonna crack down on laxed laws. so keep an eye out. whether your are downtown skating around or at your local park. all those spots that the police have givin up on because they were to lazy to get out of the car, are now what it is gonna take to put some money pack into the city's pocket. fukken bullshit. now is the time to make your own spots. get building and put revenue back in your local economy by goin to your local hardware store to buy supplies. not by getting a skatepark ticket.