T.G.I.F.O.F. (THANK GOD IT'S FORTY OZ FRIDAY)

shit,.. i was so busy today i almost forgot it was 40 oz friday! back in 1993 skateboard wheels were 40mm. all skateboard pants were made in 40 inch waists, and not to forget when i discovered the forty ounce of mickey's fine malt liquor. i also believe that was the time house of pain was infecting my brain. how could it not they were part of the soul assassins. so long story short the mid nineties were a strange time, not just for skateboarding........well yeah just for skateboarding. what the fuck were we thinking.

------remix


-----check the fashion of the 90's. shit was way beyond baggy.

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU

jon lohne aka lohne star has made another cool ass video. this time with the boys from the O.U.L.K.....that camera is so fukken cool.

FORTY OUNCE FRIDAY'S

so i decided to take crellin's idea of how he likes to drink forty oz's of beer on fridays and turn it into somethin on the chronicles. sorry beau now every one is gonna be doin it. so you would think, basically grab a forty on friday and guzzle it right? well, chalker is gonna do it a bit different. yes we shall consume forty's. but with a little story.......so the first forty i ever had was this shit called "schaefer's" it was gross, well after the bottle was half empty i decided to pour some seagram's 7 into it. let me add, i was at a party. i blacked out. woke up naked witha little blanket around me. needless to say i will never forget my first forty. so i figured with each forty, you would get a little story. so welcome to forty ounce friday's. oh yeah at the time i was listening to some mix-a-alot.........seatown represent.

P.B.R. (PROPER BEER RE-ISSUE)

I finally scored a 40 of pabst. after stalking the last market....(see earlier photo of the door advertisement). that dude was lagging, but there is a little market here in santa rosa on benton street. $2.28 out the door. the sound it made, when i cracked the seal almost brought me to tears. i can hear the skateboarder's rejoicing already.

IT'S 10am . DO YO KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE AT?

i stopped in to grab a snack when i was in albany the other day. this paper was already 3 days old when i found this article. hopefully they clean the grill better than they clean the dining area. anyways, if your kid is ditching class and they skate you might be able to locate them. really? like you didn't know? fukken morons.

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TRUE LEGENDS NEVER DIE.

2010 is gonna be the year. first i get a hold of ol' dirty james and he is claimin comeback status. then a month later, i hear 40's of p.b.r. are hitting the shelves of my local beer store (the only place you could find em before that was in oregon or washington)..... shit!!!! this along with oulk skateboards becoming official. the only thing better would be winning the lottery........well that and hand whammy from the lady before bed.

-----ol' dirty james comin back this way.



-----not since 1995 has this been in santa rosa.

APRIL SHOWERS, BRING BUMMING POWERS

man i am so tired of the rain. yeah i know we need it to survive and grow crops so we can eat. but skateboarders love that dry shit. rain make's it a little hard to have some fun. unless you have a cool indoor park. well here in sonoma county none exists. the one in woodland closed. same as sacramento. but i heard of a new one in rockland just a few hours away. i heard it was pretty EPIC.....now after watching that, who want's to drive?

JUST CRUZIN IN MY 7-4.......... PICKUP

my buddy jaques just made mexi's idea into reality. i wass gonna use this for my commercial, but shit is way to good. everyone needs to reconize this dude's skills. good on yeah jaques! oh yeah check the box in the corner. posse up!