SKATE AND CREATE

if you are livin downtown close to a liquor store. or maybe just a regular store. you are gonna need a cruiser at some point. so i had some parts layin around and mexi-matt needed a smooth roller. this shit is easy to do you don't need any money. unless you wanna get fancy. shit you can bum old parts off your friends.
1-get an old board
2-get a jigsaw and cut a sweet ass pattern
3-find some soft wheels
4-paint it up to your pleasure.
5-roll to the beer store to celebrate.
it's just as fun as a good session with the homies. now you can roll anywhere in style. and skating home from the bar just got a little easier.

THE DIRTY 30

so one eye willie turned 30 on sunday and we had a little session at dan's mini ramp. this is what went down. beer drinking and body slams. and yes i know we all suck.that's life. i had originally put music to it. but it didn't have that back yard feel. so i left it as it was filmed to tape. oh yeah "happy b-day" to willie. so now that he is 30 it's o.k. to grab your board when you are doin some blunt variation.

the chalker chronicles

GET INTO THE GOLD AND OUT OF THE OLD.

so friday rolls around and i get home. i turn on the tv and there is my buddy jeff gettin pulled over by the highway patrol. seems that the emerica wild ride was made into a tv short. so i call him up to tell him. i leave a voice mail and the next thing i know is him and jon miner are on a filming trip in the rose town. we end up meetin at the 440 havin some beers and talking about life. but anyways they are workin on the new emerica video called "stay gold". when it comes out it should be sick. i just saw some footy of the ams. and they are killing it. at least now i can rely on the excuse of i am too old to jump down a stack.

B.G.P.'S

today's lesson is on the bgp. if many of you are unfamiliar with this term i am now gonna give you it's meaning. i sometimes find myself around other people that don't skate and some of the terminology they don't understand. B.G.P. is for "BACK GROUND PROPS". in simple terms it means your are in a photo in the background for some reason. sometimes intentional and other times you have no clue. so i gave you 2 examples. class dismissed.

USSR CREW FEATURED ON SLAP MAG.COM

my buddy josh showed up sunday to skate for a while. it was fun. i got to break away from house duties for a while, and josh got to get some of his slap blog stuff done. if you want to check it out here it is.
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=951&Itemid=35

BEER SHOWER

i have been pretty busy lately. so when i need time to relax i have been grabbin a coldie and headin straight to the shower. my ol' lady has been tellin me to get my empty beers out of the shower. but i am always to tired to remember. well anyways i think i was talkin to mexi-matt about it and he had never heard of the beer shower. i was flabbergasted. so to those of you that don't have a hot tub and wanna relax the scumbag style here is the instructions.
1. GET BEER
2. TURN ON SHOWER--GET THAT SHIT REAL HOT
3. GET IN SHOWER
4. OPEN BEER OR BEERS AND MARINADE THE FUKK OUTTA THAT SHIT.
now you can stay in as long as it takes and or until you run outta beers or hot water. this can also be taken up a notch by havin a chick in the shower with you. know what i mean. so there it is in a nut shell. i personally recomend this shit to anyone. but don't copy my styles by puttin a cupholder in the shower.