"BEER-WOW"(c)

-----if you havent seen this ad on t.v. then you better watch it. cuz i just got a a new spin on it. so say you are out drinkin and you spill your beer. and we all know this happens all the time. you usually get bummed. but not now with the new chalker...."BEER-WOW"(c). you can put this little rag right on top of the spill and suck up the spilled beer and ring it out back in the can. no more beer abuse. and i should also note that i wanted to call it the beer towel, but when i called tony to explain the idea. he said it should be the "BEER WOW"(c). so now if my idea gets picked up, i would like to thank tony. DRINK UP BUTTER CUP!
-------it should also be known as well that you could totally bring booze into venues with this bad boy. just pour a bottle of petron in a bowl. suck it up. put in your
bag, and if you get searched, they will never know. "oh thats a wet towel to put on my head in the sun" o.k. sir have a good time. and once your in wring it into a cup and blammo......lets turn it up to eleven.