I NEED AN ASPRIN AND A FORTY.

as some of you may know i am making a life changing purchase. i have done everything on my end and now have been waiting almost a week for my new house. i am stressing the fukk out. i have to be outta my rental by 27th and still need to paint and floor my new home. and after all this i went and got some beers and came to this conclusion.

DON'T DO THE TRICK IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME

sometimes i wish skateboarding would die. it's times like this. all though if you go to oregon and washington, this shit wouldn't happen. and when i watched this i tried to find the violation. homie had all his gear on. i just wanted to give a ticket for booty -style on the long board. but this is what happens when you follow the rules at a skatepark. welcome to another round of stupid ass shit.

GET YOUR KICKS ON THE PHILLIPS 66

many of you probably never heard of him. if you skated the 80's someone in your crew had on of his boards. if style won contests he would have won many. there are not to many vert riders that are even in the same style category. if you like niel blender, jason jesse, or even lance mountain. then you should watch this. jeff even invented one of the sickest inverts ever. the phillips 66. you gotta come in fakie and so a layback invert the opposite way. see if you can spot it. and then go try it. also raise a tall for a fallen soldier. he passed away back in 1993. so get a tall of lone star and raise it to one of the styliest riders out there.

SNOOZE OR BOOZE?

ever have one of those days where you wanna drink till you pass out? you might wanna rethink that.

HATERS WANNA HATE.

for those of you who don't do the myspace thing, here it goes. so i usually add a
link to the chronicles with a little video so people can just click the link in one easy step and get their dose of my crappy commentary. but for whatever reason this crap pops up when you click the link. i guess they think that my shit will infect your computer. but little do they know it just infects the mind. so below is what they printed on one of their pages when people try to click the link to get here.
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HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT.

i don't remember who i was talking to this about, but i couldn't find the full reel but here is a snippet to give you the idea. the 80's kicked ass.

THE AMERICAN DREAM.

the story should go, that i was a poor immigrant from italy only to live my dreams of owning a home in america. but it really goes that i am a trashy italian from ukiah. and now the chalker clan owns a small piece of santa rosa. don't worry i will drink talls for the both of us in celebration. and don't be afriad to come help me move some shit.

TURN THAT CRAP DOWN.

i think i may have got to that point where i think that todays music sucks. does that make me old? the funny thing is when you get older you remember of the days when music was mellow and soothing. i like to remember the days, when the amps were all the way up and everyone hated skaters and the music they listened to.

COOKIE CUTTER.

i am sick and tired of you, sonoma county broads that think you are hot. you look like every other broad i see in the catalogs that show up at my house. lemme see if i got it. oversized sunglasses, bleached hair, bmw ,denims skirts with ugg boots, and the attitude that you are way too cool for this town. well i got news for ya. move to L.A. with all the other lemmings. cuz if you aint lookin like these ladies then you got no styles and no ways. so you might want to study these photos of what hot chicks really look like.

R.I.P. LUX INTERIOR

i will never forget the first time i heard of the cramps. i was in 8th grade. i am 35 now so do the math. me and my buddy "scarb" were english and he came into class with this bright ass yellow shirt with the cramps logo and on it was "bad music for bad people". so i asked scarb about it and he explained to me who they were, and i got to listen to them over at "tams" house. they were like elvis on acid. i had no idea that years down the road that i would become a fan. cuz you gotta realize i was at the peak of my hesher-ness in 8th grade. i also remember seeing a subscribe ad in thrasher with lux and rodney mullen backstage at on of their shows. i knew that if rodney was hangin with this guy their music must be good. well i just heard that he passed away yesterday. so raise a tall for Lux. and give up for one of the o.g.'s of psychobilly.

GET IN THE VAN

i think this is gonna be the next van we take on a trip.

TO PUNK FOR METAL-TO METAL FOR PUNK.

the loudest band on the planet.